Mad Angles !!

Welcome to the world of "Mad Angles"- inspired by this really saucy range of chips which is being advertised by some devastatingly lame advertisements...lol.
Have you ever thought of your Mad angles??
*Is it some stupid belief which you know is baseless but you go on following it as religiously as Gandhiji used to observe the maun vrat .
"(Yelling in the morning just before the exam) Mom where's my lucky dotted pink pebble that i had found on the beach when we had gone to Mumbai in the summers of '93....Godddd please find it ...I won't pass my exam without that."

*Or is it some annoying habit of yours which you are in love with, but others are ready to kill you for it-
"The nose was made to be dug up ....breathing is just side business"
"I have table manners but i save them for future use...Why waste them at home??"

* FOOL proof opinions about people whom you barely know-
" I know this teacher at my coaching hates me...she always gives me that cold in-your-face stare when i am late( What else will she do? Do you expect her to jump from her seat and pounce on you exclaiming her elation on you being so late for the class).
"That Girl is so irritating ..I know she has tricked that super handsome dude of our class into being her boyfriend"

But it's ironic how we know we possess these mad angles and still love to flaunt them. We're ready to give people A-what's your-God-Damn-problem-shrug when they gather enough guts to finally divulge the annoying angle to us. Hope you read this and try to straighten your angle a bit....After all we want No Confusions...But Great Combinations !!